Dream Girl -- Kisi Shaayar Ki Ghazal

All characters appearing in this post are fictitious(or are they??).

Scene 1: Pingu and his Mom

Pingu: Mummy, Where is that new brown make up powder you brought?? my face is becoming pink again

Mom: Don't apply that powder ra that is for girls only, your pimples will increase if you apply such stuff on your face, the other kids are not healthy as you, thats why their faces are pale

Pingu:But Mummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Mom:I put your favourite Bambino Upma for lunch eat it properly, Shall I ask Daddy to drop you at school??

Pingu: Noooo.. I will go walking...Mummy Bye. .

Mom: I will come with you ra, its very hot and your bag is also very heavy, I will get the umbrella too

Pingu: Mummyyyyyyyyyy please, I will go alone, Bye Bye

Saying this Pingu marched towards his school. So what's the Fuss all about??

Well Pingu had fallen head over heals in love with one of the girls in his class and was making every effort to impress the girl. At his age love was yuck!! and if you go cuckoo over a girl, you would be mocked by just about everyone. Pingu used to plan in advance all the witty one liners and jokes he could use in front of this girl but he could neither make her laugh nor get her attention.

Scene 2: Pingu and Hari

Enter Hari, the chaddi buddy

Hari: Arey did you see the last episode of Raw, The Rock gave the Peoples Elbow, but still HHH waste fellow won the match.

Pingu: Yes ra, I wanted The Rock to win. Let us finalize that English assignment. Our group has done nothing yet, All others have done. I will ask Tanya and find out whether their group has done it.

Hari: Tanya lives near your house na, did you know she and Mohit attend the same tuition, they also study together all the time. That Mohit fellow is always with girls.

Pingu: Yes!!!! that fellow is a very bad fellow, I heard he smokes, I hate him!!

Hari: Ya even Tanya is....

Pingu: Shut up ra, Tanya is nice, Don't tell anything about her Ok, she really is nice.

Hari: How do you know ra?? Everyone thinks she is overacting all the time!!!

Pingu: Leave it ra...

Hari: Blushy Blushy, Your face became a tomato, everyone come, Pingu became red again....

Pingu: I will go you Asshhsoul, I will not let you join the spirit game !!!....

Pingu races away from the scene feeling confused, hurt and lost. Mohit was neither good at studies nor that good looking, he couldn't understand why Tanya was always with him.

Scene 3: Pingu and Shyam ( With a Spirit apparatus, waiting to contact ghosts in the night)

Enter Shyam a.k.a Love Baba, a senior of Pingu..

Pingu: Do you think ghosts will come

Shyam: Yes ra, I told you na my Uncle once saw one and spoke to them.

Pingu: What to do if they talk?? will they grant our wishes??

Shyam: Arey what wishes do you have ra.

Pingu: I won't tell you but can you help me with something??

Shyam: Yes, tell ra..

Pingu: It's nothing actually, one of my friend likes a girl and he doesn't know if she likes him or not, how will he know?

Shyam: I am good at such things, I will tell you the secret, If a girl likes you she will laugh even if you say something thats not funny.

Pingu: What if she doesn't laugh even when you say something funny!!!

Shyam: Then she doesn't like you, everyone knows that, now stop wasting time and put the finger on the coin.

Pingu wanted to say something funny and make Tanya laugh, he felt that no one would laugh at a bad joke anyways. So he sat all night and thought of something hilarious to say.

Scene 3: Pingu, Hari and Tanya ( At 11:50 am in the lunch corridor of the first floor of school)

Enter Tanya,the heroine (Opening her steel tiffin box with a disappointed look on her face, From her expression Pingu knew that It had to be upma that day)

Pingu: Arey Hari, do you know what the movie Gadar should be called??

Hari: What??

Pingu: Beauty and the beast. Sunny Deol looks like a Chimpanzee and Amisha Patel is very Beautiful.

Tanya: That is really funny, even I thought that way only.Did you see the movie Pingu??

Pingu: Ermmmmmmmm, Ermmmmmmmm Yes!!!

Tanya: The story was cool na, full fights and all...

Pingu: Ermmmmmmm, I didn't watch the movie ....

Tanya: You just said......

Pingu: Ya, Ok, ya, ya, I will be watching it soon. It is playing in Ramachandra na, I asked my Dad to get the tickets..

Tanya: No

Hari: Its playing in Sangeeth I saw the movie with my parents.It was so cool.

Tanya: Yes I liked the story a lot..

Hari: Blah Blah Blah....

Tanya: Blah Blah Blah......

Hari: Blah Blah Blah....

Tanya: Blah Blah Blah......

Hari: Blah Blah Blah....

Tanya: Blah Blah Blah......

Pingu silently packed his lunch-box and left. He wasn't sure if she liked him, she did smile but later on he made a complete fool of himself. What was so special about this girl?? She wasn't all that good looking, Sharon, Akhila and Swathi all looked better than her. Maybe it was her dimples, maybe it was her eyes or maybe it was the way she brushed the hair off her face. She stayed so close to his house but much closer to his heart, guess she will never know. So the little romeo decided to forget his heart-break and waited for things to get better. Unfortunately they never did.

Scene 4: Kodak Camera.

Pingu: Mummyyyy I want a Kodak camera...I want to take photos of all my friends!!!

Mom: No ra, it is very costly, 1400 rupees, that much for only one day is high na..

Pingu: Mummy Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! Mummy Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!..

Mom: Ok ok, we will go to Anutex and get the camera.

Pingu: Thanks mummy, the first photo I will take will be of you..

Pingu got his scrapbook filled by all his friends but by the time it reached Tanya, a ban was placed on scrapbooks in the classroom.She never filled it but he did get to take a photo of her on the Farewell Day. He was very happy with that

Scene 5: Nine Years Later

Pingu, is all grown up, working in an Infrastructure company. On his visit to hyderabad, he comes across Tanya. She vanished before he could say hello

TO BE CONTINUED.....