BREATHE

Ambrosia never tasted sweeter than,
A silent peek of your elysian smile,
Like the moonlight that adorns the night,
You've filled every ounce of me with ecstasy.


Songs of an enchanted nymph wouldn't coax,
Restless souls that long for your voice,
Like the love for gold that enamoured midas,
You've enraptured my inane heart.

ALWAYS.....

I will always cherish,
the warbled melody of your voice,
relishing all the joy ingrained,
in every word you say.

I will always wish upon,
shooting stars and fallen eyelashes,
certain that wishes would come true,
when you paint green over blue.

I will always treasure,
tender moments strewn in time,
times when i was lost,

forever in your smile.

I will always believe,
no matter how many times undone,
hanging on to dreams of an us,
even when you seem to look away.

TOP 5@5

I recently realized that Iam not as good at literary works as I thought i was, so instead of writing a normal post I decided to complete the two tags I got from my friends........

This one is called TOP 5@5

BOOKS :

1. The Kite Runner - Khalid Hosseini : Read this book a year ago and is by far the best I have ever read.........has absolutely everything..... touches a lot of issues and makes you think for quite a while.....so a must read.....
2. Collection Of Poems - Thomas Hardy : Amazing poems......the book in the school library that amused me most....my friends found hardly boys and fancy drews cool.....so used to hide this book whenever anyone came around to avoid being a nerd but, there were always other reasons for me to be one......
3. Time line - Micheal Crichton : Read it when I was in school.....this book has done wonders to my day dreaming ability...time travel, love, sacrifice, science, battles, ancient civilizations, crazy weird geeks....has pretty much everything.....
4. To Kill A Mocking Bird - Harper Lee : Read it for a book review in college......lovely book......Amazing characters and plot, humour is simple yet outstanding, human emotions and values are depicted exceptionally well.....never had more fun reading a book....
5. Steal Away - Jennifer Armstrong : This is the last good book that I have read.....has a nice plot, but for some weird reason confused me quite a lot.......

MOVIES : Iam a perfect libran(peace loving and emotional) so dont  blame me if you watch any of the movies below and dont find them interesting......

1. Life Is Beautiful : The best movie ever.... filled with love, funny and still can make you cry like a baby... splendid performance by Roberto Benjini and the italian actress looks gud too....a definite must watch.....
2. I am Sam : A really good movie, just love it.... Amazing performance by Dakota Fanning........
3. Shrek : Funny, simple, sweet, ugly, Eddie murphy in a perfect role...........absolutely awesome movie.............
4. Father of the bride : No movie list is complete without a Steve Martin movie, from bowfinger to bilko all his movies rock.....but definetly is his best and my favourite.....
5. Dr Dolittle : Absolutely hilarious movie......makes you laugh no matter how many times you watch it.......
   

MUSIC : (Tough to select five favourite songs, so these are the five that are in my head at this instant......)

1. November Rain - GnR : Amazing song.....one of the best rock songs ever....
2. Khamaj - Fuzon : Dunno much about the band but a very nice song...the video is real good too........
3. Breathe - Michelle Branch : Cool song..... just like the girl with guitar/piano concept......
4. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana : Been listening to this song for ages but still sounds as good as the first time......
5. Summer Of 69 - Bryan Adams : Nice song.....gets you into the air guitor mood almost instantaneously......

FOOD : Cant rate food....too tough......ice creams rock though.............

ACTIVITIES : Iam real lazy....though i prefer doing certain things more than the other its because of constraints rather than genuine interest......

Whoaa !!!!....Finally completed.........Anyone who likes the content of this post is tagged by default....



@First line of the post....Naaa...........I know I rock bigtime........was just out of topics so tried a tag....

THE BEAUTIFUL LETDOWN

Designed to crash, destined to fly,

with broken wings I try to fly,

high into the azure skies,

transcending multitude of motley wonders,

Mesmerised by the mellifluous breeze,

 intangible emotions posses me,

I realize the purpose of my flight,

a glimpse of your cherubic smile,

As I look, into the vast emptiness,

I wonder if you are still eluding me,

I fear the inevitable,

I fly higher and higher,

Hope couldnt decieve me a little longer,

desire wouldnt defy inhibitions any more,

the pain urges me to fall,

with broken wings I hit the ground,

Tears trickle down my cheek,

a pearly raindrop enraptures me,

foolishly I assume its you,

with broken wings I fly again..............

IAM PERFECT BUT WHAT'S WITH YOU???

“I was bad, I am good and someday I will be perfect but you will never know, for you will always be lost searching for a better me.” - Vijay bhasker.

I wanted to do something productive this summer( apart from writing weird posts that no one reads ), that's when I decided to ask the one above for a little help. God and I haven't spoken much nowadays,he's still ashamed of creating me and I am too mad at him for not killing Himesh oops I mean himass, but he still loves me enough to take out all his frustrations on me( now thats what I call true love).As an answer to my prayers oops whining, I got a project in IIIT Hyderabad, not bad huh???, that's exactly what I thought, but I have to travel 6 hours a day, which by the way includes a journey by a train, a bus, an auto and my sexy oops lazy legs(Kids,too much of television or jamelia can really ruin your language).

Ok, enough of the complaints, lets talk about my project which is related to Earthquake resistant structures. It deals with structural analysis of buildings under seismic forces, funnily enough all I have been exposed to so far is structural analysis of people( I was unaware of this science before).I have come across new terms like perfect structure,average structure, ok -ok smile, perfect face, perfect behaviour and what not(Thats how people here describe each other).Being the bhaskilicious*( If fergie can come up with fergilicious and beyonce with bootylicious I can definetly come up with bhaskilicious right?) person I am, I spent quite some time thinking about it and came up with a hypothesis.

[ * bhaskilicious adj – neurotic to the bone.(Please use this word as often as you can so that it can become an official English word :D) ]

Ever since life began on god's green earth,the females of all species have been competing with one another for perfection but the males have been dumb enough to coexist peacefully and smart enough to rate the females. Millions of years later one of the guys deciced to sneak into a girls hostel to steal a fairness cream, and that's when the males got caught in the obsession too. A tribe of retards and halfwits eventually decided that all human beings were mere objects of pleasure and so perfection needs to be achieved in their every aspect. One needs to look good, have a great voice , a cool sense of humour, intelligence..... blah blah blah.....So a large scale introduction of beauty products, weight loss programs, personality development tools etc was done to benefit the not so perfect.

All I am trying to say is that every person has a few things that are really amazing about him and a few things that are totally disgusting. You never need to be perfect as no one ever can, just be happy the way you are. WHEN YOU ARE FINDING FAULTS WITH SOMEONE REMEMBER THAT THERE ARE A FEW THINGS ABOUT YOU THAT ARE TOTALLY OBNOXIOUS TOO.

If you havent enjoyed the post, remember that I am not perfect, and I now that you are screwed up too.....

TO SLEEP AND NOT BE CAUGHT !!!!!! - VIJAY

To sleep in a classroom is just a surreptitious act, but to sleep in the first bench of a classroom is a display of finesse and dexterity of the highest order.

---- William Sleepsphere.

About the author :

The author has wide experience in the field of sleeping. He has slept during lectures held in over eight different premier institutes and decieved countlesss lecturers with his vulpine intelligence.

About the book :

The book "To sleep and not be caught" is an international bestseller and has also won the sleepitzer prize.

Preview :

Are you afraid of sleeping in the classroom? Have you ever been caught by a finicky pedagogue? Are you docile? Do you concentrate during a boring and discursive lecture?

If the answer to any of the above questions is a "yes", then you have copious reasons to continue reading. It is high time, you grab the vicissitude that has been long eluding you. Remember, every hour you spend on a useless lecture will haunt you all your life.

Tips :

• The angle of vision of a ‘normal’ human lecturer is 60 degrees 45 minutes 36 seconds, so it is better you don’t lie within this range i.e the first benches of the extreme rows are the safest.

• In case you don’t prefer the first bench, sit behind the person with the largest possible surface area in your class.

• Never sit beside a person who is highly attentive as this increases the chances of your capture.

• Your head should be inclined at the maximum possible angle to the line perpendicular to the plane of the board.

• Make it a point to keep nodding your head, while you are asleep( this comes with practice only so work real hard on it.)

• Always sit beside a person who is not aware of these tips.

Reviews:

• Buy the book or I will shoot you straight in the head – Vijay Bhasker

• The book is so good you will fall asleep halfway through – Tekken chronicle.

• Mindblowing, an amazing book and a definite must read - Times of Warangal.

Do you want a collection of such amazing tips? Then please go ahead and buy the book.

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Beauty Bisected

My college is pretty close to hyderabad so I keep going back to my house whenever possible.On one such journey, my train was late by an hour so I was left stranded in the railway station.Iam a midget when it comes to patience so I started cursing almost everyone, beginning from the guy who lays the tracks to the railway minister.

Just when I was trying to settle down, I saw a girl who looked like an etheral damsel.She was walking towards me and I kept staring at her in a really bizzare manner.I just couldnt take my eyes off her(All ugly guys are cursed to admire beauty and I am no exception) .She sat a little farther away from me but I was happy as I could still get a glimpse of her pretty face.Her eyes were really attractive and I was so lost in getting a proper view of them that I never took notice of the guy(her brother I guess) beside her untill I saw a couple of really furious eyes in the background.

What hapenned next was something even nostradamus wouldnt have predicted.A small boy in a totally torn outfit walked up to the girl and asked her for some money and in the process ended up touching her hand .Her beautiful eyes suddenly turned cadaverous and she said something to the guy beside her.The guy pushed the poor kid so hard that he fell down and started crying.There wasn’t even the slightest trace of remorse in the girls face and her petulant smile confirmed that there was none in her heart either.I felt horrible not because of the poignant incident that took place but because there was a tiny part of me that still found the girl beautiful.Eventually the train did arrive and I made sure that I didnt get into the same compartment as hers.

This pretty much sums up how life is, some of us are blessed with everything while others find it hard to keep body and soul together.Just because you are doing well doesn’t mean you can be rude to the one’s who are struggling.There are thousands of people in the world who breathe just to know they are alive.If possible try helping these people but don’t ever be harsh to them as the creator has already done that mistake.

Now, there are a few things that I have learnt from this experience.(Iam not religious so Iam not going to talk about karma,sins and other related weird stuff)

• If people were to look as ugly as their thoughts then the world would be filled with ogres.
• No matter who you are, if u do something bad you will definetly get back something bad.
• Never judge a person by the way he/she looks.
• It is always better to buy a cell phone with an integrated camera.
• Do not make eye contact while staring at a person.
• Never arrive early to a railway station.