---- William Sleepsphere.
About the author :
The author has wide experience in the field of sleeping. He has slept during lectures held in over eight different premier institutes and decieved countlesss lecturers with his vulpine intelligence.
About the book :
Preview :
Are you afraid of sleeping in the classroom? Have you ever been caught by a finicky pedagogue? Are you docile? Do you concentrate during a boring and discursive lecture?
Tips :
- The angle of vision of a ‘normal’ human lecturer is 60 degrees 45 minutes 36 seconds, so it is better you don’t lie within this range i.e the first benches of the extreme rows are the safest.
- In case you don’t prefer the first bench, sit behind the person with the largest possible surface area in your class.
- Never sit beside a person who is highly attentive as this increases the chances of your capture.
- Your head should be inclined at the maximum possible angle to the line perpendicular to the plane of the board.
- Make it a point to keep nodding your head, while you are asleep( this comes with practice only so work real hard on it.)
- Always sit beside a person who is not aware of these tips.
Reviews:
- The book is so good you will fall asleep halfway through – Tekken chronicle.
- Mindblowing, an amazing book and a definite must read - Times of Warangal.
Do you want a collection of such amazing tips? Then please go ahead and buy the book.
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9 comments:
i just sent an email to Chetan Bhagath ( author of 5.someone) to be ready, to face the competition from this guy 4m NITW,who could write better than him as his writings are based on his real life experiences (as chetan bhagath didn't dare 2 do all the stuff that is written in his book).
If this guy writes a book similar to 8.someone, he would write all
the stuff he did at nitw(including making love to prof's daughter).
Dude, please help me by writing another blog on "How to get 75% attendance without attending classes".
gr8 blog dude ,keep going......
ok,who is this????(thts puttin aside the veeru tag).Once u answer the question,u will definetly stand a chance to be the proud owner of the first copy of the book "How to get 75% attendance without attending classes".
I have some doubts regarding the post,
firstly, does this hold good for all students or only the bright one's
secondly, would your tips hold good in all situations...or just based on the metlle to be done.
finally, had ever the writer of this post experienced the sleepfull class.
How much does this book cost?
All i havta say is THANKSSSSSS!(for all those tips):D
hey wonderful post humorous too ... pls pass the copy of teh book to the nine pointers of our college who forget to sleep and make lives of 7 pointers like me hell
:)
nice post man..,
if ther's a book lyk tht,
i'd b the first person to buy it!!
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